Lumpy Bread Pudding

Nov 11, 2020 | Ellagram

Bootie here,

So La Tish said “20-20 would be her most perfect year because she came up with 5 resolutions that would change her life!” So first of all I told her thats dumb because a perfect year could be very boring and all she should really work on changing is her attitude. But instead she has all this other crazy stuff like- eat oatmeal and asparagus 3x a week and have matching Vans for every outfit!

So then Ella said to me- “Bootie- nobody likes you”. So its interesting and vaguely concerning that ella’s top resolution on her list is- I will try to treat Bootie as a human at least once a day whether I believe it or not!  Anyhow my top resolution is -“tell everyone to stop trying  to be perfect!!”  

Its not really fun and it wastes a lot of time that you could be doing really good things. Uncle Quelstone says that good and perfect don’t mix too well. Its like lumpy bread pudding!

The Arc

The Arc

Danny overheard La Tish tell Ella that Mr. Mouse is sending her an ark to save her from a bad hair day!