Lumpy Bread Pudding
So La Tish said “20-20 would be her most perfect year because she came up with 5 resolutions that would change her life!” So first of all I told her thats dumb because a perfect year could be very boring and all she should really work on changing is her attitude. But instead she has all this other crazy stuff like- eat oatmeal and asparagus 3x a week and have matching Vans for every outfit!
So then Ella said to me- “Bootie- nobody likes you”. So its interesting and vaguely concerning that ella’s top resolution on her list is- I will try to treat Bootie as a human at least once a day whether I believe it or not! Anyhow my top resolution is -“tell everyone to stop trying to be perfect!!”
Its not really fun and it wastes a lot of time that you could be doing really good things. Uncle Quelstone says that good and perfect don’t mix too well. Its like lumpy bread pudding!
Some gladiator talk sparks interest in the gang to make a movie about the best armor of all time.
Easter during a pandemic means zoom family greetings and post grudge-vent meetings.
After waking from a strange dream Ella Ella attempts to weed out the bizarreness to get to the root of its meaning.