Lumpy Bread Pudding
Bootie here,
So La Tish said “20-20 would be her most perfect year because she came up with 5 resolutions that would change her life!” So first of all I told her thats dumb because a perfect year could be very boring and all she should really work on changing is her attitude. But instead she has all this other crazy stuff like- eat oatmeal and asparagus 3x a week and have matching Vans for every outfit!
So then Ella said to me- “Bootie- nobody likes you”. So its interesting and vaguely concerning that ella’s top resolution on her list is- I will try to treat Bootie as a human at least once a day whether I believe it or not! Anyhow my top resolution is -“tell everyone to stop trying to be perfect!!”
Its not really fun and it wastes a lot of time that you could be doing really good things. Uncle Quelstone says that good and perfect don’t mix too well. Its like lumpy bread pudding!
God’s Sense of Humor
So anyway Ella, La Tish, and Francie La Rue planned to take a Safari through the county zoo. And of course it sounded like so much fun, every last one of the gang signed up to come. By the way, I’m Danny your Safari driver! So we’re all in the golf carts, bumping...
Rise and Shine
There’s always a missing ingredient when it comes to Easter bread, and Ella thinks that Happy Dough rises faster
The Arc
Danny overheard La Tish tell Ella that Mr. Mouse is sending her an ark to save her from a bad hair day!
